Oobs on Purse's Dumbass Blog

I just read Purse's personal blog, you know the one she does without me because she has some sort of mental defect that makes her think that other people want to read about her life. Anyways, her latest blog said I was crying today and it felt good. Her blog was titled Cry Baby Cry. I would urge you to go read it except that I wouldn't want you to waste two minutes of your life like I just did. Seriously Purse every time I read your blog I want to slit my wrists. Maybe because my life has culminated into this moment where I am actually reading other people's blogs on the computer.... but I think that it's because listening to your exciting, stimulating life makes me jealous and sad. I will never have a life as full as yours. And that makes me cry.