If you had purchased $1000 shares of in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49 today.If you had purchased $1000 shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33 today.
If you had purchased $1000 shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0 today.
But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you will have $214. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.
But if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for the recycling refund, you will have $214. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-keg. Bottoms up!
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