My darling oobs, if I resorted to commenting on other people’s blogs which are clearly self-indulgent attempts to give significance to trivial activities, I might cry too. Have you nothing better to write about? I feel like you should probably find something (because your copy/paste of stock values has already been received and discarded as a mass email by all of our readers months ago…). Here are some ideas:
1. How to graduate law school without going to class
2. Semi-celeb stalking 101
3. “Top Ten Cutest College Quarterbacks”
4. A post mourning the loss of Purse when you move across the country
5. Tell ridiculous stories about your ridiculous antic
6. Give tips on how to get by when the bank account is running low
7. The advantages/disadvantages of addy
8. Clear up what it is that you do when you go off radar for days at a time
9. “Cat training – Why Hal is cool and I can’t post pics of anything but cats.”
10. Make a list of all the things you’d do to get the boys to record a song with you
11. Write apology letters for all those you’ve offended or abused
Need I go on?
Love you, darling – stop making fun of me – I’m restraining myself here.
Love you, darling – stop making fun of me – I’m restraining myself here.
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