Oobs on Missing the Reunion of All Reunions

So yeah, I was supposed to go to New York last weekend and it didn't pan out. I was sad about it but not completely devastated until I found out what I missed. What did I miss you may ask? Only the REUNIONS OF ALL REUNIONS. Four of the coolest guys I have ever come into contact with from three different parts of the country assembled in the Big Apple for a night of debauchery and ridiculousness. These guys are the most amazing, outrageous people to ever walk the earth. Some of the great times I had with them are as follows:

- Taking a limo ride to AC... peeing in the bushes and getting caught by the popo. Secret finger jobs. Jacuzzi splashing englishmen, and Uncle Remo losing all his money to his girlfriend's dismay.

- Last year of college... drinking on the steps... peeing on the Alma Mater... security comes and chases everybody but only catches one of them who manages to talk his way out of it.

- Lots of beer pong.... Boobs flashing... Asshole... Kings... Not exactly in that order.

- The Brit trying to start a fight with a drunken Will outside of Coronets only the popo shows up and he prances away like the dandy he is.

- Spring break with the fire extinguisher mishap which led to what? Getting kicked out of the dorm, which led to an appeal to not get kicked out of the dorm, which led to the University forgetting about the whole incident. Score one for Uncle Remo.

- New Hampshire telling me his greatest wish was to feed me until I grew so fat that I would be unable to get out of bed and he would just keep me in a room and keep on feeding me. Thank you silence of the lambs.

- J and Uncle Remo thought it was a great idea to drink an entire bottle of 151 in two hours.... They started strong and finished lying on the couch puking into trashcans.

This is only a few of the top stories I remember.... mostly because I drank so much I can't remember shit.... I do remember that I wanted to be at this reunion and I am super depressed that I wasn't there. DAMN YOU Lee, Myles, Jay, and Remo..... Damn you all!