Purse on Oobs

She wishes. Oobs is old. She's lived long enough to have every psychological ailment known to the western world, including but not limited to turrets, OCD, ADHD, SAD, syphilis, manic depression, hypochondria and munchausen syndrome. I love her anyway because she can make me laugh about 43 percent of the time. She smokes like a chimney, swears like a sailor and f*cks like a starfish. I love her anyway because she can make me laugh about 43 percent of the time.

She once had her purse stollen in broad daylight while my date watched cluelessly and helplessly, and instead of being upset, she bought a case of beer (with my money...) and wrote a song that is still quoted in the law school world today. Oobs is completely unpredictable and awesome. You'll love her, and she will make you laugh.